Stuck in my Head for Days

Set to the tune of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"

Oh oh oh oh no no no no no
Gone in my underpants.
Oh oh oh oh no no no no no
Gone in my underpants

Ah Ah Oh my God
Ah Ah Oh my God
Ah Ah Oh my God
Went in my underpants

(Repeat)

It's really ugly, I have a disease
I want more than anything to just hold my pee
I want some Luvs.

Luvs Luvs Luvs
I need some Luvs

(grunt)

Unlike a Llama, who goes in the sand,
I try to take a simple piss in the can
But I need Luvs.

Luvs Luvs Luvs
I need some Luvs.

You know that I want to
You know that I need to
A really bad
Circumstance.

I want some Huggies, but I'll take some Depends,
When I drink, I always take a chance.
I want some Huggies, but I'll take some Depends,
I just went in my underpants.

Gone in my underpants.
Gone in my underpants.

(Repeat Pre-verses)


I feel the horror, I feel all the signs
I'm just a piddler who can't wait in line
I want some Luvs.

Luvs Luvs Luvs
I need some Luvs.

(grunt)

Wherever I go, I make it real quick
If there's no bathroom baby I'm in a fix
I need some Luvs.

Luvs Luvs Luvs
I need some Luvs.

You know that I want to
You know that I need to
(Cause I'm a wee bitch baby)
I do the pee
Pee Pee Pee Dance.

I want some Huggies, but I'll take some Depends
When I drink I always take a chance
I want some Huggies, but I'll take some Depends
I just went in my under pants

etc. etc.

Gone in my underpants.

Run Run slashin baby
Move it my shits getting crazy
Run Run Slashin baby
Fuck it I'll just go here, lady.